How it works

One million goats. €1 each. Buy a block, upload a logo, link it to your site — forever.

Open the grid, find a free spot, choose how many goats you want. The minimum is 100 goats (a 10×10 block, €100). Bigger blocks are more visible.

PNG or JPG, square works best. We rescale it to fit your block exactly. Add the URL you want visitors to land on when they click your goats.

€1 per goats, paid via Stripe. The first 200 early-shepherds get 10% off. No subscription, no renewal — one payment, one block.

Every block is reviewed by a human within 48 hours. If anything is off (wrong size, broken link, dodgy content) we'll email you to fix it.

Your goats appear immediately after approval. They stay there. People click them. Traffic comes to your site.

FAQ

Why goats?: Why not? It's a million-pixel-style grid, but each pixel is a goats. It's memorable, it's ours, it's not another startup-y SaaS landing page.
How long does my block stay up?: Indefinitely. As long as OVOSKOS exists, your block stays where you put it. No subscription, no rotation.
Can I edit my block later?: You can update your destination URL any time from the My blocks page. Logo changes go through a quick re-approval.
Can I buy a non-rectangular shape?: Not yet. Right now blocks are rectangles. If we add freeform shapes later, existing buyers get first dibs.
What if my submission is rejected?: Full refund within 14 days. We'll tell you exactly why so you can resubmit if you want.

Ready to claim your goats?